Birthplace: Norfolk, VA
Training: Tidewater Academy, Joffrey Ballet School
Other Companies: Ohio Ballet, Festival Ballet of Rhode Island
Socialist real ballerina of the working peoples everywhere, comes flushed from her triumphs at the Varna Festival, where she was awarded a specially created plastic medal for Bad Taste. Comrade Ida became known as a heroine of the Revolution when, after effortlessly boureeing through a mine field, she lobbed a loaded toe shoe into a capitalist bank.
whose political adaptability saw him through two world wars and numerous police actions, comes to America in conjunction with the release of his tenth cookbook, Ma Brie. When asked by an American reporter to describe his most exciting experience in ballet, M. Pilleaux referred to pages 48-55: the night he danced the Rose Adagio (en travesti) in Buenos Aires with four war criminals, the names of whom he assured us we would recognize.